Condense everything you love and hate about noontime shows. Add a bunch of non-sensical ideas and craptastic fun. Dash a bit of we LOVE emo jokes (why not?). Put some interactive doodle, picture, caption gaming procratisnating enjoyment. Mix in a ton of fart jokes and toilet humor galore. Sprinkle with komiks. Top lightly with saracasm and references to artistas that may have existed in the 80s. Then, transmute all the delicious crapness into magazine form.
Presenting the country's first
interactive humor publication...
PSICOM Publishing Inc's
Nosebleeed Magazine.
AVAILABLE SOON IN BOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE.
This September 2008,
THERE WILL BE BLEED!